Monday, October 23, 2006

World Series tied 1-1

Kenny "Couldn't-Get-Anyone-Out-When-He-Pitched-In-NY" Rogers continued his 2006 post-season dominance by tossing a two-hitter through 8 innings against the Cardinals. How come when he pitched for the Yankees—and briefly the Mets—he sucked ass so badly he was run out of town—twice? Why is he so dominant all of a sudden? Does it have something to do with that blob of shit the umpires spotted on his pitching hand last night, and made him wash off? Was he cheating, applying something to the ball to give it an unnatural movement?

After the blob of shit was removed, though, the Cards still couldn't buy a hit. So maybe he finally has just learned how to pitch this season. Or maybe the Cards offense was spent after scoring 7 runs in the first game.

Kenny Rogers wipes his hand clean on the back of umpire Alfonso Marquez

Comments:
Nice to have you back, DB.

I would have to say, personally,
the SINGLE hardest thing for me as a Yankee fan to deal with this whole post season, (A-Rod, Torre, Murders Row, Leland, Lidle, Johnsons spine) is the 'post season legitimacy' of Kenny Rodgers.

There are few things in life that are as constant as the north star. And when you find one, you cling hard to it for support.

Watching Kenny Rodgers consistant ability to suck ass on the big stage, (forget the Yankee performances, his Mets walk-off, series ending WALK was the ultimate), is now gone from me forever.

Should he win game 7, the Yankee Dynasty is truly dead.
 
Do you not like Kenny Rogers?
 
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